Monday, June 14, 2010

You can't make this stuff up




"A Balinese teenager caught in the act of intercourse with a cow passed out on Friday when he was forced to marry the animal in a ceremony witnessed by hundreds of curious onlookers.

As the Jakarta Globe reported earlier in the day, Ngurah Alit, 18, an unemployed youth from the seaside village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana, was caught stark naked positioned behind the cow in a rice paddy field.

In his defence, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments.

As part of a Pecaruan ritual, a ceremony to cleanse the village of the unholy act of a man mating with a cow, Alit was forced to “marry” the animal.

Alit, however, according to Detik.com, passed out surrounded by locals and police, who were attempting to prevent a number of journalists from covering the spectacle.

It is unclear whether or not he got to say “I do.”

Alit’s collapse prompted his mother to begin screaming hysterically, while other family members shouted at photographers not to take pictures.

“Poor kid. He’s actually a quiet kid,” said one villager.

As part of the ceremony, Alit’s victim and new bride was drowned in ocean.

Alit, on the other hand, was symbolically drowned and bathed on the beach.

“Only his clothes were thrown into the sea,” the villager said.

Village chief Ida Bagus Legawa declared that the village had been “cleansed” from the “defilement from the incident.”

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Summer = Crazy People




As the temperatures go up here in Texas, so do the number I crazy people I deal with at work. Found this and it made me laugh so I thought I would pass it along.


How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write “For Marijuana.”

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To Go’.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go..’

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity


14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

http://callhart.com/crazy/2010/02/how-to-maintain-a-healthy-level-of-insanity-revisited/#ixzz0qmLPjIS9

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Volunteer Animal Control Officer


It is the time of year when we start receiving reports of dogs left inside a parked car. With the high temperatures we get in Texas this can sometimes become a huge threat for an animal. By the time I arrive to something like this outside temperatures as well as the tempers of people have usually risen.I always try and act professional with people when I respond to any call, but it was nice to find this from some caring volunteer on the window of a car.


Sunday, May 23, 2010

Eyewitness

You can find all types of research and opinions about eyewitness reports online.You can read up on the subject and create a dissertation . I will save you some time and trouble.

I spoke with a lady who still believes this is an injured dog laying on the side of the road that was hit by a car. She saw it at the location and it is a dog to her. Besides from what she says she sees, she did not appear to be under the influence of any type of substance.




Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Its true, our parents become our kids.

30 something years ago : Hey son, get that plastic bag off your head before you suffocate!

Year 2010: Hey Dad, get that plastic bag off your head before you suffocate!

Think I am going to have to go out and buy my Dad a hat.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Who would dumb a puppy?



Found this girl today like this tied to a fence. She was left on someone elses fence. Where she is at, is not the owner of the dog. Basicaly, someone decided since this house had other dogs in the backyard they would adopt the dog. Whoever you are who did this, you are an Idiot!






Monday, May 10, 2010

Paladin's Hat Cam

An interesting post from Paladin

Check out the whole post at

http://thereluctantpaladin.blogspot.com/2010/05/fear-draws-aggression.html



Sunday, May 9, 2010

Happy Mother's Day




"A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials, heavy and sudden, fall upon us when adversity takes the place of prosperity when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine, desert us when troubles thicken around us, still will she cling to us, and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness, and cause peace to return to our hearts."--Washington Irving

Love ya Mom and Happy Mother's day to all our Mothers.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

5 Worst Sequels



I have not been out to the movies in a long time. The next movie I will see is Iron Man II. I am looking forward to it, but still always worry about how Hollywood can trick me into paying for garbage.They fooled me into seeing so many of them I lost count. Here are my top 5 worst sequels I confess to watching:












What 5 did you have to see?

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Gator vs Police

Glad I am 5 hours away from where this happened. If it was here, it would have been dispatched to me. Alone with the Gator on the highway.